I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Give this kid all the awards.
I did this one year unintentionally.
why? Because fucking ticks. I have a lot of trees around my house and I found out as I grew a lot of hair that ticks tended to hide in my body hair.
So one year as I was getting more and more paranoid and finding them all over I decided to just shave fucking everything for the next month or so.
The first time I did it I ended up finding 6 fucking ticks. YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I WAS AFTER THAT? But yeah shaving everything is so hard I never really realized it until then.