Posted 1 week ago

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

Portal is a game where they even explained how all the user generated levels are canon. Yeah… that shit gets weird.

(Source: bustedbitmap)

Posted 2 weeks ago

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

AND THEN FUCKING LATER THEY SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE POINT

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

True story, one of my older online friends kid asked this and I immediately sent him like a ton of comics of the Falcon, and a Falcon figure. 

His dad wasn’t really into comics so he didn’t know what to give his son.

Then when they saw the new Captain America movie the kid knew more about the Falcon than most of the adults there.

(Source: rimtiggins)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

fuck-bucky:

Oh TECH supportI thought you said TREK support.

*sadly zips jacket up over starfleet uniform*

Good news I am both!

Posted 1 month ago

momoroos:

im getting every frame of this video tattooed on my back

Posted 1 month ago
Starting to hate my hair. Just wanted you all to know that.

Starting to hate my hair. Just wanted you all to know that.