Posted 2 days ago

That moment when I realized I am doing a budget for my expenses and I realize… holy shit I’m actually being an adult.

Posted 2 days ago

agelfeygelach:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

so cute!

Evolution is fucking crazy.

Posted 6 days ago

rootbeerflotsam:

GUYS WHAT THE HELL APPARENTLY A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HEADSHOT OF MINE IS THE BASIS FOR SOME KIND OF MEME IN JAPAN?!?!

Posted 6 days ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

How.. The Fuck… Are you making GIFS already?

(Source: georgia-costanza)

Posted 6 days ago

dglsplsblg:

weatheredbatz:

On your left..

hahahaha.

this is rather sad.

To be slightly fair to DC

If we’re STRICTLY counting the movies that marvel creates its

Marvel 11 / DC 10

Because let’s be honest we don’t really need/want another Fantastic Four reboot and Spider-Man and would be SO Much better if it was back in Marvel’s hands.

And really I am indifferent to X-Men.

But Marvel does have the edge in the fact that they’ve actually ya know NAMED some of the movies.

(Source: bythepowercosmic)

Posted 2 weeks ago

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

Portal is a game where they even explained how all the user generated levels are canon. Yeah… that shit gets weird.

(Source: bustedbitmap)

Posted 3 weeks ago

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

AND THEN FUCKING LATER THEY SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE POINT

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

Posted 1 month ago